A MILLION TO one.

thefrisky:

What motivates women to do a juice cleanse? Is it that the people who tout its benefits are all glowy and impossibly attractive? Is it that cleansing is a productive way to “detox”? Or is it that you want an easy way to lose weight? Well, technically, yes.

But at the root of it all, no. Let’s get real here, folks: The real reason why ladies take on a juice cleanse is to be able to say they’re on a juice cleanse.

Think about it—have you ever heard of someone going on a cleanse and not announcing it to the world?

Ok, so I totally agree with this becauseeeeeee I just went on a RAW diet and basically told everyone. The one downside? I was getting really horrible headaches because I didn’t have any protein in my diet and basically quit after 2 days. It was a valiant effort, I know, but seriously there was no point! 

Final takeaways: I love food. Most importantly, I love meat and hot foods. This is NOT the diet for me, so until then, I’ll be nomming away thank you very much!!